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Co, kde a jak balit holku

Dneska si Tonda připravil malou úvahu na téma Jak balit holky.

Cíl

Je dobré si nejdříve ujasnit, co vlastně chcete. Pokud je Vaším cílem zamilovat se, či oženit se, tak přestaňte číst. Pokud si ale chcete užívat proto, že Vás to baví, jste tu na správném místě.

Objekt

Pokud máte vkus jako Tonda, tedy, mladé, štíhlé kusy, je Váš výběr poněkud omezen. Pokud se spokojíte, po pátém pivu, s pícháním čehokoliv, co je kolem, ztrácíte úroveň.

Mladé holky mají hned několik výhod:

  • většinou jsou štíhlé, a pěkné
  • mladé holky mají občas sice menší prsa, ale zase jsou pevná
  • mladé holky ještě nejsou tak opotřebované jako jejich starší kolegyně,
  • ke všem těmto kvalitám, jsou mladé holky i velice naivní, pokud hrajete mírné divadlo, je až nemorálně snadné je získat.

Myslím, že důvodů, proč mladé kusy, by se našlo mnohem více, ale základní představu to asi dává.

Kde

Vhodné jsou bary, kavárny, některé diskotéky, menší podniky.

Vhodné je ale vlastně jakékoliv místo, pokud vidíte krásnou holku, co prodává boty někde v obchodě, tak s ní hlavně promluvte, a pozvěte ji večer někam, bude ráda. Holky to chtějí taky.

Jak

Pro sbalení holky není nutná extrémní krása, či drahé auto (je to s ním ovšem jednodušší, než pokud si ji odvážíte domů Trabantem), ženy kromě krásy fyzické zajímá i krása a síla ducha (pod čímž vidí obsah bankovního konta).

Hlavní tedy je - sebevědomí, a nebát se kteroukoliv, kdekoliv oslovit. Kdo nic nezkusí, rozhodně nic nedokáže…



For english visitors:

What, where and how roll girl

Today Tonda readied small consideration themed how roll sexpots.

Is good first make clear about, what as a matter of fact do you want. If is your aim fall in love, or get married, so cease read. If but do you want use therefore, that the you it amuses, be about on correct place.

Object

If have you got taste like Tonda, then, cub, slim shreds, is ; selection somewhat restricted. If quiet, after fifth beer, with stitch everything, what is about, lose level.

Cub sexpots have at once several advantages:

mostly are slim, and nice cub sexpots have sometimes though smaller breast, but again are firm order cub sexpots yet aren't so worn - down like their older colleague, to all this qualities, are cub sexpots and very naive, if play mild theatre, be up to immoral easy is obtain.

I think, that the reasons, why cub shreds, would find much more, but basic image it perhaps gives.

Where

Fit are bars, coffee bars, some way record library, smaller undertakings.

Fit is but as a matter of fact any place, if do you see beautiful girl, what sells shoes somewhere in business, so with her largely break silence, and invite she evening somewhere, will like. Sexpots it want to so.

How

To cop sexpots isn't necessary extreme eye - appeal, or darling car (is that a with him indeed simpler, than if she weigh out home Trabantem), women except eye - appeal physical in own line and eye - appeal and fortitude (below whereby sees content bank's account).

Main then is - self - importance, and defy kteroukoliv, anywhere address. Who nothing will green troops, definitely nothing will fail to …

Advise, so that before by with somebody slept, because otherwise you it do for. But if dare uncertainty is bear. Well angle for and with friend (but bacillus no he, is able to bag and that your). A one important counsel: Do not love !

Recommended and tried hunting - ground is disco. Not forget that on condoms (what choose- see. mini - review). No matter what have you got certainty, that the won't you father. Not make shower (it already here so solve), pants with hearts and we can burst.

On record library pick out undisturbed place, from whose you can sexpots seiing. As far as at that will you proficient, won't to you any problem judge, which girl you certainly puts. Before it, than start sweep along victim, make certain, if there isn't with boy. Unless you have free flat you, try find girl, which already works. (it is not rule. Much co - ed has leisure to tracks, or parents somewhere left, etc.)

Address choice girls can be any (from „ what it drink, has it pretty villainous colour." after as much as „ ignore from somewhere?") . If will catch, go to the her. If no, girls is here yet more. The most vital question is: „ yet sojurn at parents?" " (find out by, whether has said free flat. If no, quickly away!) Warning ! Do not say any personal data! Phone think out. As far as will you near osculation, on dissemble excited breath and stiffen up. Important is say, that the she love and as though are will never anybody so perfect unknowability. Largely try girl see sb. home. Have to go what furthest! No before house, but before door flat. If girl will ask: „ you me do you want only nightly, then run off and I you never more business agent." " answer: „ NE! It is not truth, Shall I you fact much like. (hah hah) Yet it, that the me invite along, no entails, that the together at once shall sleep! O it me yet at all doesn't go." " but walks, surely don't you! Along is that a how in fairy tale O Smolickovi. How you will let go along, wake yet for a moment worthy and then start off by osculation, smoothing and uncoating. Always repeat, how she love namely her sadly prove! Do not stay to the stroke and do not get up beside her. Rather run off and promise, that the soon call. Hah hah.

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